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19th Annual Halloween Extravaganza Post

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Hello fellow H2ers. As you all know, October 29th or 30th is the day that we all set aside our differences–zumba or crossfit, fish sticks or chicken nuggets, terrible heavy metal or terrible alt-rock, test anxiety or work anxiety, grabbing pussies or manginas, flame throwers or hot pepper induced magma sharts, pickles or cheetos,– to celebrate our annual Halloween extravaganza and the ritual circumcision of a perfectly good gourd.

Please post pictures of your carlos-o-lanterns, your kids candy haul, a house that you egged and tee-peed, or funny Halloween stuff.

In case you missed it…here’s the drink recipe from this week’s SES.

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1 oz light rum

1 oz gold rum

1.5 oz dark rum

1/2 oz 151 proof rum

1/2 oz pineapple juice

1/2 oz papaya juice

1/2 oz fresh lime juice

Fill a pint glass almost full with ice. In a shaker, combine the light, dark, and gold rum. Add the juice, and shaky shaky. Pour over the ice, and pour the 151 proof rum over the back of a spoon to float it on the drink.

Fun garnish: Take a sprig of mint and dip it in lime juice then coat it in sugar. It should dry with the sugar adhered to the mint. Very pretty.

Happy Halloween, babies. 

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Hello organ grinders and mud slingers, welcome to Big Boob Friday

 

 

You model for today got her start when she was a student at Arizona, with a youtube channel of her hiding different things in her bra.  That action progressed to naked tumblr, naturally.  Born in California on January 30th, 1989.  Standing 5′ 3″ with a set of 34H’s, please put it back and welcome, Miss Winter Pierzina!

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Hello milk drinkers and tiara wearers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born October 24th, 1993 in Stillwater, Minnesota, Canada.  She measures 5’9″, 35-24-35.  Please stop lamenting long enough to welcome, Miss Alex Hanson!

 

Her tattoo says:

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” ― Bob Marley


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Hello dog whistlers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our subjects today are naturally attached to a Romanian Glamour Model, born August 17th, 1989.  She towers over MJ at 5’4″, and measures 42F-28-37.  Please stop being aloof long enough to welcome, Miss Luna Amor!

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BBF 2016 Championships

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Hello and welcome to The 2016 Big Boob Friday Championships.  We have a classic contest shaping up, the Blonde Bimbo versus the Girl Next Door versus the Exotic European versus the Vivacious Redhead.

 

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First up, the winner of the popular vote, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko.

Next, in 2nd Place for total votes, Miss Milana Vayntrub.

Next up, Miss Sarah Rafferty.

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And finally, Miss Valeria Orsini.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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When Bunnies Attack

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It’s not all glamour at cute bunny headquarters. There’s a Dark Side, too.

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(just softening up the blow, not a real “Dark Side” picture)

Preparing for the attack:

This is SPARTA!

Huge Fangs!

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Swarm Assembles:

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Swarmed! Oh the humanity!

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He can’t withstand it:

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Even the elderly aren’t spared:

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Let that be a warning to you!


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Super Saturday


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Hello, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

This song came on when I was pulling in your mom my driveway, and I stayed in the car and belted out the lyrics until it was over. I think I sounded better than Steve Perry in this live version:

 

 

Your model for today is from Texas, she’s 5’8″ tall and 32-23-36.  Please give a warm welcome to Miss Kara Del Toro !

 

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Hello scientists and warriors,  and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

I sang this song for Boy2 on the way home from work the other day, then Sean featured it in a closing derp comment this week.  Serendipitydoody.

 

 

Your model was born on 3/28/81 in Fiľakovo, Slovakia, Czechoslovakia.  She is a film actress, and best known around these parts as the redhead who plays pool with panties on her head.  Please stop talking and welcome, Miss Vica Kerekes!

 

 


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Tuning The Page

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Hello hair-pullers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

Did you know this is Rob Schneider’s daughter?  He must be very proud.

Your model is a food writer, journalist and broadcaster known for her popular cooking and lifestyle shows on British television.  She was born January 6th, 1960 into the upper class family of Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby) a Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet.  She stands 5’7″ tall, sports some 32G sized jumper pads and weighs in around 10.5 stone. Please stop trying to be someone else and say hello to Ms. Nigella Lawson.


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Happy Palindrome Week!

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Yes, it’s that week where the dates are the same going backwards as forwards. And the week where we are ever mindful of not exposing our lessers to cultural conundrums a la David Brooks (famous NYS writer).

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Palindromes are clever. I remember being intrigued by simple ones such as “A man, a plan, a canal, Panama” as a kid.

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Test tube butt set

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T. Eliot, Top Bard, Notes Putrid Tang Emanating, Is Sad. I’d Assign It A Name: Gnat Dirt Upset On Drab Pot-Toilet

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That T. Eliot one was a bit farfetched. Sometimes the quest for glory blinds us to reason.

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Palindromes can be pretty fun. Another challenge is the anagram. Sometimes when I’m in my fortress of solitude I like to think of various anagrams.

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From the annals of lesser known superheroes: The Anagram Kid

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I did find a site that lets you enter words and rearranges them into various anagrams. For example, did you know that there are 39,844 various combinations resulting from the phrase “Hillary is a cunt”? One of the best: Anally Cut Irish!

Have some fun with it:  https://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html

It’s Thursday and I’ve got the day officially off. Weather is supposed to be crappy so maybe we’ll go to the mall for my annual visit.

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