Hello blog friends and Mr. Mare, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
I’ve got more gifs than sense this week, so first blog Pupster prize goes to whomever figures out what this gif is all about.
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This week’s model is an American Porn Star from Pennsylvania, she lies about her measurements so fuck it. Please stop jerking my leash long enough to welcome, Miss Jessica Robbin!
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Cheerleader Pic:
Today is the last day to sign up for secrete santa. No, I didn’t spell it wrong.
Happy New Year Boob Enthusiasts, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today is an actress, comedian, writer and producer. She was born in Tashkent, Uzbek SSR, USSR but moved to Hollywood when she was 3 years old. She seems like a lot of fun even though she tries to hide her headlights under a bushel. Please stop waving that hammer around and welcome, Miss Milana Vyntrub!
Bonjour bitter clingers and Tushar, please to be feeling welcomed to Big Boob Friday.
I’d already decided “Better Every Day” was going to be my theme for 2016, and then this song played on the rental car radio when I was in California last week on my way to the job site.
Your model for today was born in Daugavpils, Latvia and currently lives in Los Angeles. She was Guess’ lingerie spokesmodel in 2011 and measures 35-24-35. Please stop dancing around the kitchen and welcome Miss Julia Lescova!
Hello my friends. I have just returned from a whirlwind tour of the parts of Illinois, Missouri and Kansas that nobody ever wants to go to, and I could use a drink.
Or two.
Just one more.
Maybe MJ will be magnanimous and tells us of his European tour.
Special thanks to Colorado Alex for filling in admirably on Friday, and opening up a whole new untapped BBF genre.
With all the talk about art, and drawing turkeys, I thought “Wow, what a great idea for a poat!”
Execution is harder than success
I tried to keep as close to Roamy’s policies as possible, while also keeping to the theme of the day. This was hard to do, as there is limited source material.
You know how hard it is to find these pictures?
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Have to have a little weird, for all you normal people out there.
Fitness? We gots it.
Recipes? Close.
Thanks, and have a great Wednesday!
Thomas Hart Benton
b. 1889 Neosho, MO d. 1975
Now here we find something like. What!! T. H. Benton was a native son whose father was a U.S. CongressCritter.
After disappointing his asshole father, Benton studied art in Paris and then returned to The U.S. to lend his energy to The American Regionalists who were thoroughly unimpressed with European Abstraction, soft cheeses, and falderal, etc, etc.
Benton served in The Navy during WWI and was stationed at Norfolk. While there he was directed to make illustrations of shipyard work and to paint the various ships as he saw them enter the harbor. He was later certified as a camoufleur and credited his experiences in The Navy as the most important work of his nascent career. Not too shabby.
After The War, Benton declared himself an “enemy of Modernism” in art and proceeded to generate an impressive collection of Regionalist paintings and murals; many of which may be as familiar to you today as they are to me.
Artists such as Benton are wonderful subjects to research as they are true spirits and their lives are completely filled with their pursuits. Benton’s output and support for American themed art can only be referenced here briefly and barely in passing. Please enjoy further reading about such an accomplished and inspiring patriot.
Thomas Hart Benton
New Master
Hello best friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today was born July 30th, 1979 in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. She measures 34DD-24-33, 5’4″ and 103lbs. Please avert your eyes before you welcome, Miss Jessica Canizales!
Hello fellow humans, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your model for today was born in St. Petersburg, Russia on April 7th, 1992. She stands 5’9″, and measures 35D-25-34 and 115lbs. Please stop counter-protesting long enough to welcome, Miss Helga Lovekaty!
And so we find ourselves with one foot on the dock and one on the boat.
On one hand we are examining Modernism with it’s emotional treatment of color and form, on the otre’ Regionalism’s pushback of the very same Modernism through subject and forced perspective. One is simplified and thought provoking; the other fantastic and nostalgic. One is a vibrant, healthy, and a continuing branch of contemporary art; the other a waypoint in art history.
“What does this have to do with the price of eggs, Chumpo?”
Absolutely nothing.
Oscar Bluemner
b. 1867 d. 1938
John Rogers Cox
b. 1915 d.1990
The Regionalists have been accused of hating the modern world while The Modernists likewise of cheating the craft and ignoring their subjects. Of course that is all bullshit and a coffee house row. The world is a better place with both schools in it and all benefit. I will concede that the two do not hang well together and therefore must be exhibited separately.
And so we say goodby to American Regionalism. It has been a pleasant journey together. Lo, many a stone has been left unturned. If the experience moves you in that direction there is a wonderful world of Regionalists (also known as Magic Realists) to be explored, including not only painters but sculptors as well. Very likely your Statehouse and Capitol have adornments, murals, and permanent collections directly connected to a Regionalist (hence the name).
Next week we will briefly explore the impact of Modernism in advertising and then begin our one year retrospective.
(One Year?!!)
Thanks for the good times.
All Hail.
Hello furry friends, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
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Your subject for today is a model, illustrator and cosplayer, born on January 7th, 1989 in Hungerford, Berkshire, England, UK. She is 5’7″ tall and weighs the obligatory 125lbs. Please ignore that smell long enough to welcome, Miss Charlotte Herbert (aka Chad Suicide, Charlotte Something).
Hello #neverminders and intrepid explorers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born on August 27, 1990 in Solihull, England. She measures 32FF-24-32, 5’5″ and an unbelieveable 95lbs. Please let sleeping dogs lie and welcome, Miss Madison Welch.
*NOTE* – This edition is a bit on the racy side…not NSFW but close to the line. Be advised you probably won’t get fired but you might have to tab out to an xl spreadsheet kind of quick like. Also headphones.
Hello balloon animals, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a porn star and chronic button pusher, born in Oregon September 23rd, 1989. She measures 34-24-36, 5’7″ and 123lbs. Please stop worrying about the beaver and welcome, Miss Dani Daniels.
Hello come hither lookers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today was born in China 0n July 31st, 1993, currently living in Houston, TX. She is active online, but only hands out mini snickers at Halloween. She stands 5’3″, measures 32DDD-26-24, and 105lbs. Please stop gawking and welcome, Miss Vicki Li aka Vickibaybeee!
Hello office twerkers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model for today is a 20 year old French woman, model and law student. Please stop cross-fitting and welcome, Miss Audray de Macedo!
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Leon who?
I have two speeches ready for Boy1, not sure which to deliver.
Option 1:
Option 2:
I’m hungry. What’s for lunch?
Hello friends, and welcome to Big Boobs and Butt Friday.
Your subject for today was born in Kaliningrad, Russia on August 3rd, 1995. She measures 5’9″, 37E-25-41(!). Please stop oppressing short legged doggies and welcome, Miss Anastasiya Kvitko!
Hello problem solvers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Our subject for today is an actress, born December 6th, 1972 in Greenwich, Connecticut. Please give Mare an intervention before you welcome, Sarah Rafferty!
Thanks to Jimbro for the inspiration.
Greetings spinners, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your subjects today are naturally attached to a comely young lass from Plymouth, Devon, England, United Kingdom, Britain. Standing 5’4″, 30E-23-35 and 120lbs, please stop saying the wrong thing and welcome, Miss Courtnie Quinlan!
